Clam Joke

Silly dumb jokes made by Creepercattum.

List of every clam joke:

1:

Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the military is?

Every time I ask someone, they say "It's Private".

2:

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he is dead.

3:

Why didn’t 4 ask 5 out?

He was 2 ².

4:

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

5:

How do you keep someone in suspense?

6:

Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because he was a little horse.

7:

What has 4 letters, never has 5 letters, and sometimes has 9 letters.

This wasn’t a joke, it was a factual statement. You have been tricked.

8:

How many ants can you fit in an apartment?

Ten Ants.

9:

What’s between 4 and 5 cm?

4.5cm.

10:

What’s uhmm uhhhhh uhmmm what’s the uhmmm uhhhhhhhhh what is your current location?

11:

How do rabbits travel?

By hareplane.

12:

Why can't jugs of milk walk?

Because they lactose.