Clam Joke
Silly dumb jokes made by Creepercattum.
List of every clam joke:
1:
Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the military is?
Every time I ask someone, they say "It's Private".
2:
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he is dead.
3:
Why didn’t 4 ask 5 out?
He was 2 ².
4:
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
5:
How do you keep someone in suspense?
6:
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because he was a little horse.
7:
What has 4 letters, never has 5 letters, and sometimes has 9 letters.
This wasn’t a joke, it was a factual statement. You have been tricked.
8:
How many ants can you fit in an apartment?
Ten Ants.
9:
What’s between 4 and 5 cm?
4.5cm.
10:
What’s uhmm uhhhhh uhmmm what’s the uhmmm uhhhhhhhhh what is your current location?
11:
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
12:
Why can't jugs of milk walk?
Because they lactose.