OctopusProbably
OctopusProbably (also known as Octopus, Octo, 10, Sketti Bowl and Weez Nuts) is a garfcord user who joined on the 30th of July, 2023.
Taste in music
He likes alt-rock, mostly Weezer, Radiohead and Tally Hall. His liking of Weezer has made him the subject of sometimes ironic and sometimes unironic teasing from other garfcordians, namely Tambelle, Mira and elot. He has very controversial opinions on Radiohead that have put him on many garfcord watchlists, his most controversial and basedest of opinions on Radiohead is that The Bends is better than OK Computer. To whom it may concern, his favourite Weezer album is Pinkerton. He doesn't like metal or country.
Conquered Albums
The following albums are albums that Octopus has listened through entirely, and what he though of them.
- Tally Hall - Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. 9/10.
- Toby Fox - Deltarune Chapter 2 OST. 8.5/10.
- Tally Hall - Good & Evil. 9/10.
- Weezer - Everything Will Be Alright in The End. 9/10.
- Weezer - Pinkerton. 10/10.
- Weezer - Weezer (Blue). 9/10.
- Radiohead - The Bends. 8/10.
- Good Kid - Good Kid 3. 8.5/10.
Kick-Ass Guitar Solos, In His Words
- Weezer - "Back to The Shack".
- Weezer - "Say It Ain't So".
- Nirvana - "About a Girl".
- Weezer - "Haunt You Every Day".
- Melvins - "Honey Bucket".
- Weezer - "Pink Triangle".
- Radiohead - "The Bends".
- Radiohead - "Paranoid Android".
- Weezer - "The Futurescope Trilogy" (all parts).
Lymangate theory
Lyman was Jon Arbuckle's former best friend, but went missing just before the end of the 2018 election in the People's Rebuplic of Garfcord, an election that he seemed to be in the lead in. Octo's theory is that current president Jon Arbuckle had his dear friend kidnapped and possibly even executed or hopefully, only threatened him with such action and forced him to leave the country. Whatever happened to Lyman, he has been missing ever since.
Writing and Stuff
Octo writes a bunch of stories, mostly horror stories, but rarely finishes them. Some of these include:
- "The Alpoqi Slumber" - Story about all but four people in the fictional town of Alpoqi, South Dakota falling asleep indefinitely, eventually only the narrator is left as the others leave.
- "Dear Friend Garry" - Story about a man's daughter becoming friends with a clown named Garry who talks to her through the fence at school, as the clown starts to stalk them.
- "The Walby Family Curse of Manchester" - Story about a man's family being cursed after their great, great grandfather killed a man and Manchester. Every time the eldest turns 18, the current curse-bearer is killed the very night of their birthday, and the curse is passed down to the eldest.
Favourite Things
Believe it or not, Octopus is actually concious, so he likes things just like you! Here are some of his favourite things of certain categories:
- Food: Pizza.
- Drink: Iced Tea.
- Game: TF2.
- Band: Weezer.
- Song: El Scorcho.
- Animal: Octopi.
- Colour: Blue.
- Movie: Emesis Blue.
- YouTuber: Goose Boose.
- Character: The Sniper from TF2.
- Celebrity: Fred Rogers.
- US President: FDR.
- Country: Norway.
- Fact: 50% of all American serial killers were born in Washington state.
- TF2 Map: Upward.
Deployment in Hobbestania
Octopus served during the Garfo-Hobbes war, he was a combat medic and served in the Battle of Spiffburg (August 2nd-15th) and the Battle of Calvinigrad (August 27th-September 1st). He deployed several ubercharges and even got a taunt kill on Calvin's dad.
Criminal Charges
- Liking Weezer.
- Impersonating Mongolian president, Ukhnaagiin Khürelsükh.
- Not finishing Half Life.
- Being a Sniper main in TF2.
- Piracy (of the high seas)
- Attempting to shave Steve Harvey's moustache.
These crimes could land him 23 years in Garfederal prison, but people tend to like him so he's been acquited of all charges.
QnA
Octopus answers questions readers may have about him.
- "Why do you like Weezer so much?" I was born this way, mom.
- "What is your opinion on Hungary?" I think they should eat.
- "What's your favourite school subject?" Uh, the one that lets me talk about alt-rock the most.
- "How mentally ill are you?" Like right now or at max power?
- "Do you intend to impersonate more central asian politicians?" Death cannot save you, Abduganiyevich Karimov.
- "What's your favourite book?" Uh the one with all the words.
- "Are you goated with the sauce the ocky way?" I don't speak Portuguese, sorry.
- "Where were you wen club pengwin was kil?" Killing Club Penguin.
Catchphrases
- "22.250.31.4, 40.688247°N, -75.135503°W, Apartment # 117." (Information may vary)
- ":fire: or :nixon:?"
- "Ok, liberal"
- "Don't get moldy"
Trivia
- He is a cringe-ass naenae baby.
- He can play the piano.
- His favourite TF2 class is medic.
- He makes album covers in his spare time.
- He posts on TumblR but only sometimes.
- He has a fear of walking in the woods due to getting stung tens of times after stepping on a hornet's nest as an 8 year-old.
- He has a dog.
- He wrote this article :soggy: