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Garfcord has been the center of many profound and ingenious quotes. This list documents but a few of them.
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- I'm on my way to church. And you should be thankful. I am gonna need to be filled with the Holy Ghost before I can politely respond to something... like you liking zingus. And I go to a southern Baptist church. So the chances of me getting filled with the Holy Spirit are slim. I hope zingus does zingus on your face. ...Some of the dumbest shit. - Poposplants
- Hey I got banned from the garfcord discord server for no apparent reason. I really appreciate my fellows garfer and would really appreciate an unban and seconds chance if that's possible like I literally live for Garfield and my fellow garfers you feel me? It's like keep a leapord away from its apples. Anyways my discord tag is [REDACTED] - Anonymous
- Rule 4: Do not listen to leftist propaganda. Russia is trying to make people gay through chess. One minute you are playing the famous Geckro-Gambit, the next, you are a homosexual! Do not let Russians convince you to play chess. - Cattum
- Announcing my newest event! There is no way to opt in or opt out. There is no objective. There is no prize! Good luck! I will announce the winner when I feel like it - Jess
- shut your whippersnapper my good friend - Joshument
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- heres child p - Eeprom